Strain Name: Pineapple Express

Grade: A-

Type: Mix (Smokes like Sativa)

Looks: Dense. Frosty. Similar to Maui Wowie.

Smell: Fruity. DANK. Could smell from 200+ feet away.

Taste: Similar to Smell. Best in Blunts/Joints.

Effects: Good, strong, mellow, heavy, red eyes,

Potency: 8.0

Reviewed by: SoLoDoLo

Good Strain For: Pain, Insomnia, Not wanting to eat

Strain Name: Sour Diesel (aka) Sour D

Grade: A+

Type: Sativa dominant blend. 90S/10I

Looks: Like a crystal-covered miniature Christmas tree

Smell: YOU WILL WANT TO LIVE IN THE JAR!! This beautiful heaven-sent flower of wonder hits you as soon as you crack the lid. Strong, dank, and awesome!!

Taste: Deeeeelicious!! Sour dank. The best way to describe the orgasm in your mouth? It tastes like marijuana. Straight up, if you smell it, you will know what you are about to taste.

Effects: WOW!! HOLY CRAP!! This is AWESOME!! Great tasting smoke on the way in but you can’t blow it out fast enough. This lady punches you in the nose. One hit out of a straight pipe and my eyes dropped. The high is FUN. I am so happy right now. You may find yourself drifting off into euphoric daydreams that will give you different perspectives. Over medicating will put your dick in the dirt for sure. At first you feel lazy, but then suddenly you will find yourself moving around. Great wake and bake pot. I don’t know about a a weed nap but you won’t want to move at first if you smoke enough. Overall I’m in love.

Potency: STRONG STRONG STRONG. 10/10. The guy that grew this knew what he was doing. Full potential bud. This was a rarity, I am so happy I know what this strain is capable of.

Reviewed by: Kottonmouthking420

Good Strain For: Wake and bake, just a little bowl or small joint. Great for depression, anxiety

Strain Name: Brainstorm Haze

Grade: A-

Type: Sativa: 90%; Indica: 10%, Haze

Looks: Dense, Dark Green Leaves w/ A Hint of Purple, Decent Amount Of Red Hairs, Frosty And Sticky

Smell: Fruity

Taste: Sweet And Fruity w/ A Bit Of A Earthy Taste Too It.

Effects: Packed A .5 And I Was Pretty Uplifted. Extremely Relaxed

Potency: Lasted A Good 3 Hours

Reviewed by: Randy (Skill)

Good Strain For: (Severe)Insomnia, Depression, Appetite, P.D(Parkinson’s Disease),Schizophrenia

Strain Name: Sour Diesel

Genetics: (unconfirmed) Original Diesel (Chemdawg x [Massachusetts Super skunk x Northern lights]x DNL (N.L./Shiva x Hawaiian)

Source: Colorado MMJ

Price: $50/eigth

Grade: A

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Looks: Wow this batch of Sour Di was picture-perfect and ranked up there with some of the best batches I’ve tried. With gorgeous vibrant-green flowers ranging from lime-green to forest-green to some dark blue leaves, these flowers were pure eye candy. The pinkish-orange pistils were long and gracefully snaked around and throughout the nuggs with some entertwined patches of shorter, little trich-covered fatties. All smoothered in a snow blizzard of perfectly formed trichomes, which looked like an Alien old-growth forest through the scope. Well above-average coverage. All-in-all, a very professionally produced package with great Jar/bag appeal.

Smell: Pungent and complex, alluring and repulsive, all at the same time. Potent mixture of sour- citrus twang and oily uber-sharp diesel fuel,just a hint of refreshing pine, all saturated in a deep, stanky, skunk stench. You could smell this baby from downstairs, sealed in glass, in a trunk!

Taste: Personally this is one of my favorite flavors in the world and this batch had it down pat. Wonderfully pungent, tangy citrus-fuel flavors with deeper hints of dank-skunkiness round off this delisciously complex flavor. Kinda like eatin’ lemons and limes sauteed in a fine,stinky-diesel sauce with Pepe la Pewwwwww!

Effects: Ho-Chi Mama! This Sour Di is sraight-up mind bending material. Hits hard and fast with full-blown Sativa rushes, heart racing, head banging, eye-bulging, psychoactive madness. My head felt like a huge chunk of granite that some twisted greek artist was outside chieseling and hammering away at! Flowery patterns and designs began oozing out of my eyes and floating across the room, along with fields of soft colors and flashes of bright light. My body became purple jello with raspberry blue, vibrating rushes traversing the entirety of my being. Euphoria and an exquisite feeling of well-being overtook me and stayed for pretty much the entire 2.5-3 hour experience. This Sour Di was deft on the psychedelic-feel good end of the spectrum. I never felt over-whelmed or anxious and the intense energy flow was more focused than scattered. It put all the senses on over-load and warped time and space to fit. Lots of crazy,creative ideas filled my strangely-sculptured head and helped me to stay a step or two ahead of the Blue meanies, dive bombing the candy apple trees! I truelly believe this was the experience that Aliens had in mind when genetically engineering this flower. Fits in just perfect with my planetary philosophy. Oh and no bothersome headie-achers or hobgoblins to deal with at the end, just pure, smooth afterburn! Nice.

Potency: Way up there around 9 with a .5/gram dosage. Good n’ long at approx. 3 hours. Smaller doses are much more suitable for social shenanagans!

Reviewed by: MoMoFire

Good Strain For: Energy, mood elevation, occular relief, space travel,moderate appetite stimulation, and light to moderate pain relief.

Strain Name: Blue Dream

Grade: A

Type: Sativa

Looks: Frosty looking with a lot of crystal.

Smell: Smells very, very fruity! Kinda like a mixture of Fruit Loops and Soury smell. 9/10

Taste: The taste doesn’t taste like the fruity smell that you get, nore the mixture of its origin strain blueberry, just a light easy hitting smoke.

Effects: The Blue Dream is an instant high that kicks in even more after 5minutes this will uplift you to the sky and not to mention the intensity of the body high that you also get! 9.5/10

Potency: 1.5 – 2 hours

Reviewed by: Daniel J. K

Good Strain For: Party, Kick Back, Exercise

Strain Name: Neville’s Haze

Grade: A

Type: Sativa/Indica Hybrid

Looks: Light green buds with long red brown hair. Tons of crystals throughout the buds looks like it is covered in crystalized sugar.

Smell: Once the bag is cracked the room immediately smells like a skunk got into your spice rack. The nug up close has a sweet tart damp smell. Absolutely amazing makes your mouth water

Taste: The classic marijuana taste until it is covered with a spice smell unlike any other.

Effects: Very Euphoric. Clear Head hight but you can still feel the Indica effects. After a bowl pack i was very energetic and ready to go.

Potency: Extremely potent hard hitting and long lasting

Reviewed by: Scully

Good Strain For: Great smoke to get thinking. Puts you in a good state of mind to go do outdoor activities including rock climbing and long boarding (Personal experience).

Strain Name: 91 Chemdog

Grade: A/Private caregiver

Type: Sativa

Looks: Ginormous medium green buds with dark orange hairs and covered in trichomes. Great example of new school grow techniques and straight up classic genetics.

Photo Taken With: iPhone 4 and digital zoom.

Smell: Ah, skunky octane; there’s a reason the Diesels were an off-shoot of this strain. Forget about keeping it stealthy!

Taste: Just like it smells with lemon-pine finish.

Effects: Very energetic buzz; well suited for daytime use and social activities.

Potency: Strong, lasted about 3 hours on a full load from a Launch Box.

Reviewed by: C Unit

Good Strain For: Daytime use, mild sports (e.g. Golf or PS3) and social activities.

Strain Name: Dream Queen

Grade: A

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Looks: All bright shade of green, few orange hairs, significant trichome coverage.

Smell: Seriously dank;

Taste: Slightly floral/herbal, but mainly tasteless through bowl. Does leave a slight frost on tongue.

Effects: Ahh Dream Queen — delivered to my High Life sided by the heavyweight Mango Trainwreck and the giggly newcomer, Querkle.

Colored overwhelmingly in the light green hue of famous images of weed, it has spots of truly green leaves, a fair mass of hairy orange patches, but no purple dank. Nonetheless, trichome coverage is superb.

The first smoke out of a bowl leaves a slight semi-frosty layer on the middle of the tongue (or maybe that’s just from some scooby snacks?), has that slight herbal/floral undertone, and is seriously hard to light because of the stickiness. Further hits were not particularly harsh or tasty, just the regular ol’ ‘errb…

But this is not any “regular ol’ ‘errb” whatsoever. As my toking companion so accurately remarked, “It feels like I’m drunk — except without feeling bad in the stomach or head.” It’s certainly very buzz-y. Dream Queen, however, bestows upon you the gift of “fluidity”: it seems as if walking is breathing, you seem to automatically do it and slide with it without thinking about it.

After dreaming for additional 30 minutes, the Queen’s high slowly begins to enter her descent — a very focused, semi-tingly, pain-negating, and “functionally high” come down from the hustle and bustle of the I-just-smoked-this-shit-and-am-now-ridiculously-high period. This lasts about 30 more minutes….

And in the final 20 minutes or so, Dream Queen begins her final descent and actually lands so smoothly that you wake up at the gate, without ever really feeling like you got on the plane.

This is some seriously dank bud.

Potency: 7/10

Reviewed by: myhighness (Leafly)

Good Strain For: Pain, stress, need to focus, daytime

Strain Name: Trainwreck

Grade: A

Type: Sativa Dominant. Though I dont know the exact percentages, my guess is about 85% Sativa. 15% Indica.

Looks: Me and my friend broke up a one gram nugget yesterday, frosty as Hell, I dont think theres one place on this bud thats not covered in these gicantic, glistening trichomes, when its all broken up you will have the bigest pile of keef you have ever seen. The bud itself is ccovered in orang-ish red-ish hairs about every centimeter around. Its light green and extremely sticky, not a bud that can be broken up with your hands. Its very dense and over all a great looking bud. 10/10

Smell: I wasnt expecting it to be, when i first put the bag to my face to get a whiff of it there was no mistaking the piney scent of kush. A trademark scent of trainwreck is it smells very sour with a pungent scent of lemon. Though ive never actually smelled one, many people believe its scent resembles the odor of a dead whale. 8.5/ 10

Taste: Its taste has a very earthy, kushy taste. But on the exhale you get a slightly fruity, skunky taste. 9/10

Effects: Very harsh in the beggining but slowly dives into a very calming, euphoric high. 9/10

Potency: Very strong, this is deffinately not a weed for a first time smoker, or a smoker with very low tolerance. I myself have only a medium tolerance and found it hard to enjoy the first time, though as you strat to understand how to enjoy the high. This is not a bud that you can be doing things while high off of. WHen high off trainwreck just let the high over take you. 9/10

Reviewed by: Far From Normal 13

Good Strain For: Right now im high off of this and i have sunburn and i can tell you its deffinately good for chronic pains, it just takes your mind off the pain. Though i cant say for sure, i would guess it would also be good for; ADD, low appetite,low appreciation of life,low creativity.

Notes: When high off this chronic just play down, get some snacks and lie down. Please excuse any spelling or grammar mistakes as this stuff has me baked right now, happy medicating:)