Strain Name: Golden Kush

Grade: A+

Type: Indica dominant

Looks: Bright dense buds coated in golden long hairs.

Smell: like kush but more musky.

Taste: Classic kush taste, you can really taste the herb.

Effects: Long head high, good night toke.

Potency: Very strong.

Reviewed by: Down3y

Good Strain For: Insomnia, muscle pain, appetite

Strain Name: Blockhead

Grade: A

Type: Indica dominant hybrid – an unknown strain crossed with Sweet Tooth.

Looks: Large, dark green and extremely dense buds.

Smell: Strong earthy smell. Musky. Almost a classic “brown weed” stink.

Taste: Not quite as heavy as the smell with more sweetness. Very smooth and expansive.

Effects: Immediate and heavy head buzz with noticeable body stimulant effect. Later it felt like a sleepy indica finish.

Potency: High

Reviewed by: brokensun

Good Strain For: Relaxation.

Strain Name: Nice Guy

Grade: A

Type: Indica dominant

Looks: dark green and purple leafy buds.

Smell: very fruity and musky.

Taste: earthy, leaves a strong aftertaste.

Effects: euphoria, good head high, very uplifting.

Potency: strong, but leaves you a little energetic.

Reviewed by: Down3y

Good Strain For: Im no doctor but i would think: Insomnia, depression, anxiety.

Strain Name: Dutch Treat Haze

Source: House Strain B.M.C.C. Boulder, CO

Grade: A+

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (Dutch Treat x Super Secret Haze)

Looks: Big, fat, gnarly rock-hard chunks completely powder-coated with gold crystals. Beautiful emerald-green leaves and fat juicy calyxes are so totally overwhelmed with golden-amber trichs that they too appear gold-dusted. Another beautiful Colorado-Grown Haze to choose from, YIPPPEEEE!!!

Smell: Sour, musky, pine-funk mixed with lighter spicey-fuelly tones wafting in from the background definitely hint at it’s potency. Becomes sweeter with an almost aromatic cinnamon aroma after grinding. Very complex and changing smell can appear different every time. The sharp pine-fuel aroma comes out stronger after it’s been sealed in a jar for awhile. Superb!

Taste: Floral,earthy pine with tones of spice and fuel are a little more subtle taste than the aroma but still quite complex and delicious.

Effects: Hits very quickly, like a 10# sledge to the head, with almost overwhelmingly Sativa effects. A very psychoactive blend of ocular pressure changes, super-charged heart pounding teamed with soaring head rushes,and distortion of both aurally and visually had me twisted up like a Salvidor Dali Painting gone wrong! Best to be READY for the first 45 minutes or so before the Indica side comes to the rescue with dimensions of euphoria,floaty comfy-body,and the ol’rubber muscle treatment and kicks the intensity lever down a few notches. Still rather energetic and psychoactive throughout, the experience becomes more comfortable and potentially social in character from here on out. It’s a good thing cause it’s a long haul with this medicine and who want’s to be stuck in a Ren and Stempy cartoon for 3.5-4 hours!! Yes sir…I like it!

Potency: Up to 24% THC…OUCH!

Reviewed by: MoMoFire

Good Strain For: Anorexia, nausea, and digestive complaint or just TRIPPIN the light fantastic

Strain Name: Whitaker Blues

Grade: A

Type: 80 Indica/ 20 Sativa

Looks: This strain is a stout, short branching hybrid that sports large, compact and highly resinous buds. Whitaker’s growth is both vigorous and productive, performing well in either hydro or soil and proving resilient to many minor garden fluctuations. It finishes after 55-62 days of flowering, and hues of violet and blue creep in toward the end of the flowering cycle. At finish, Whitaker Blues plants are medium-short in stature with thick leaves and large, chunky buds.

Smell: Whitaker Blues has a complex and enchanting smell that ranges from pungent to sweet. One may get hints of a floral berry candy, a more astringent grapefruit citrus, a honeyed sweetness, or a musky pungency.

Taste: The flavor is both pungent and sweet, with a distinct velvety grape flavor and a mild suggestion of vanilla.

Effects: This strain mixes the high profiles of its parents in sequence, beginning with a strong initial stimulating and slightly giddy effect that increases inspiration, sensuality, and appetite, leading to munchies. This is followed by the Quimby’s more sedate, dreamy sensations that may make napping or day-dreaming much more entertaining.

Potency: 22%

Reviewed by: DJ Short

Good Strain For: A nice day out and a heavy nap afterwards

Strain Name: Trainwreck

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Grade: A+

Type: Sativa

Looks: Solid, Tight, Light green buds with orange hairs coated in crystals.

Smell: Musky, Earthy, Pine.

Taste: Mild earthy pine flavor. Very smooth.

Effects: Drowsiness, Happy, Hungry, Cloudy Headed, Calming / Relaxing, and Pain Relief.

Potency: High – Strong

Reviewed by: Phill – Phill42083

Good Strain For: Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Appetite Stimulant, Cramps associated with PMS, RLS, DDD, Nausea, Muscle aches, and helped ease some pain caused by nerve damage.

Strain Name: LSD

Grade: B+

Type: Indica Dominate (Skunk #1 x Mazar)

Looks: Bright jade colored buds covered in crystals.

Smell: Earthy, Musky, Skunky Lemon Smell.
I grew 2 plants of the Barneys Farm LSD:
One plant had a very strong smell of skunk with lemon, and the other plant had a very mild smell of skunky with hints of lemon, and musk.

Taste: Earthy, very mild lemon flavor.

Effects: Drowsiness (Great for getting to sleep), Mild Hunger, Calming/Relaxing (Good for anxiety), Great for muscle aches, and Mild pain relief. Helps with Opiate Withdrawal.

Good for night time, but can be used in the daytime.

For Daytime Users: Will make you a little cloudy when trying to complete some tasks.

Potency: Med-High

Reviewed by: Phill – Phill42083

Good Strain For: Insomnia, Anxiety, Mild Opiate Withdrawals, and Mild Appetite Stimulant.

Strain Name: Blue Dream

Genetics: D.J. Short’s Blueberry x Santa Cruz Haze

Source: Boulder M.M.C.

Price: $20 / gram

Grade: A++

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Looks: Needless to say at least in the looks department this Blue Dream Pheno retained much of the colorful beauty of D.J. Short’s original Blueberry. Blue colors range from sky blue to indigo blue to dark midnight blue, just extraordinary. The greens mixed in are also very vivid and bright orange-rust pistols abound. Another amazing aspect to this medicine is the amount and size of the trichomes, dude, you can’t even move this bud without leaving a pile of blue tinged Kief. This is one of those batches where you wonder if there would be room for even one more trichome, freaking ridiculous forests of purple- blue, and giant wizard globe crystals of medicine totally encrust the flowers head to toe!! That’s just sick kids, sick I say! Even the stems are a beautiful light blue,,,go ahead, you can gnaw on these stems; this is pure organic goodness.10/10

Smell: Very complex and potent. Definitely smell the sweet-tart intensity of the Blueberry mixed with earthy, musky- skunk depth as well. A good size Jar of this medicine, when opened, will not only stink up the general vicinity but most surrounding vicinities as well!!! WOW I applaude the maker of these flowers, freakin’ beauty product mang,,,totally legite. The bottom end aroma of this smoke, which shows up in a lot of the Blue Dream I’ve scored in these parts, is one of an incensey type of sandalwood that softly mixes in with the overall musk of this connoisseur offering. 10/10

Taste: Wow these Hazes and Haze mixes these days!!! The Cantaloupe Haze taste jus’ like cantaloupes, the Tangerine Haze taste jus’ like Tangerines, the Snozberry Haze tastes just like Snoz berries etc,etc,etc! This hybrid taste jus’ downright BLUE to me and very sweet like the best candy Willy Wonka ever made. I start drooling jus’ thinking about it, I gotta have another bowl,,NOW!!! Ahhhhh,,,jus’ like Grammy’s blueberry pie,,,yummy. I’m thinking Blue Dream Jelly might be an awesome addition to my sourdough toast.

Effects: OK this medicine is extreme. I smoked a big bowl of Blue Dream with some old friends at a party, and everything was cool for about five minutes then the head sweats hit along with tsunami size body and head rushes that were so overpowering that I started talking complete gibberish like a deranged raccoon. Just couldn’t seem to put my thoughts together with my speech anymore. My vision was strangely tunnel-like and I was beginning to float up off the ground (in my mind anyway). At this point I politely excused myself and retired to the firepit area to chill out abit. I have been smoking herb for well over thirty years, and have a lot of experience with different effects as well as a good tolerance, but this was just intense. After about thirty minutes of this savage head buffeting, it seemed to mellow right into a very euphoric uppy, and quite social phase at which time I slipped back into the crowd and profusely enjoyed myself for the remainder of the hoe down! Blue Dream relaxes all the muscles and any pains just fade away along with the odd floating sensations that are quite pronounced. It’s kinda like doin a spacewalk in zero grativity,,,you know “Ground control to Major Tom” type stuff. I think it just hits so hard and fast that it catches a lot of folks unawares. I became overwhelmed by billions of brilliant thoughts and ideas coursing through me all at once. Very creative and lots of fun overall. Maybe not the best medicine to start off the newbies with though. 10/10

Potency: Full- blown FIRE, need I say more? 10/10

Reviewed by: MoMoFire

Good Strain For: Great Indica effects for pain relief, muscle relaxation, anxiety. Great Sativa effects for depression, energy boosting, creativity. Great hybrid effects for euphoria, spaciness, and Oompa- Loompa Syndrome in general! I must say for the overall package this is some of the best medicine this freak has ever consumed. Oompa, Loompa, doompity do, we’ve got some special Blue Dream for you!

Strain Name: Big Cheese

Grade: A

Type: Sativa (60% Sativa / 40% Indica)

Looks: Super dense rock hard buds. Darker green with raspberry orange hairs. Looking at the buds closely I can see the little pod finger type looking formation that the cheese and bluecheese strains display. Nice coating of crystals. (9/10)

Smell: When the jar is first cracked it gives off a musky type of smell. When the buds are broken up it gives off the standard cheese smell with a slight hint of berry fruit and a flowery mixture. Smells very similar to the blue cheese strain without the strong blueberry smells. I can’t even put the cheese smell into words properly, but it’s one of the most unique smells ever. (9/10)

Taste: Very Similar to the smell. Very spicy cheese taste. Slight aftertaste of berry. Very smooth thick vapor. (9/10)

Effects: Night time use. Hard hitting behind the eyes. Dropped my eyes low at least a quarter inch after the third volcano bag. Got that zooted feeling while still having a very clear head. Very mellow, but tons of thoughts racing through my head. (9/10)

Potency: Very Strong (9/10)

Reviewed By: Volcanobis

Good For: Relaxing, creative thoughts, anxiety, asthma, depression, stress, insomnia and increased appetite. Very powerful medicine that could be used for other ailments to I suppose.

Notes: Puts out thick vapor clouds from the volcano. The second bag I ran through the volcano still had the same great flavor as the first bag.