Strain Name: OG Platinum

Grade: A ++

Type:

Looks:lOOKS AMAZING. Even better than the purp i just copped.

Smell:Smells like heaven.

Taste:

Effects: Immediate high. met and exceeded expectations.

Potency: Like the alaskan thunderfuck, a one hitter quiter. very strong high and long lasting 2-3 hours.

Reviewed by: Nicky Narco & CO.

Good Strain For: Social activities/party mood.

Strain Name: Girl Scout Cookies [OG Kush x Durban Poison x Cherry Kush]

Grade: A+

Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

Looks: beautiful contrast of dark green and light green with light orange hairs, oozes with THC which gives it sort of a yellow glow.

Smell: very sweet with a hint of earthy pungency. very enjoyable and strong.

Taste: smoke tastes incredibly milky and smooth, and on the exhale very sweet like a chocolate pie topped with cherries. the flavor evolves and lingers for a very long time. it doesnt taste like marijuana at all.

Effects: very heavy high, you will probably not be very functional after consuming. the onset is very fast and lasts a while. although it was very intense at first, as the high progressed it enhanced my appetite greatly. the high may be too intense for anxiety patients. you will be able to sleep well on it, but if you fight the heavy onset and peak a very creative playful high follows.

Potency: VERY HIGH. despite the smooth milky smoke, you will still most likely cough lightly.

Reviewed by: eskAe

Good Strain For: pain, PTSD, couch-lock effect, depression, appetite, insomnia, creativity, social anxiety, vegging out

Strain Name: Cat piss

Grade: A

Type: Sativa

Looks: light green with light and dark brown hairs

Smell: strong, pungent, and spicy; either you love it or hate it

Taste: deep and strong skunky

Effects: slight body buzz with a clarifying mind high. Its a great adventuring strain and video games seem more intense.

Potency: 8/10

Reviewed by: Ricky

Good Strain For: headaches, migraines, focus, insomnia, socializing, stomach pains

Strain Name: Apollo 13

Grade: A+

Type: Sativa

Looks: mostly light green with shades of darker green. Loaded with crystals and orange hairs.

Smell: earthy

Taste: kinda harsh on the throat, but it’s not to bad if out of a joint.

Effects: a clear headed high good for getting things done. A good wake and bake strain to get your day going and going.

Potency: 9/10

Reviewed by: smoke n mirrors

Good Strain For: running errands, social anxiety, depression, if you want to feel happy and uplifted this is the strain for you.

Strain Name: Platinum Bubba Kush (Personal Top 3)

Grade: A++) Very Top Shelf! (

Type: A++) Indica Dominant Hybrid

Genetics: (Platinum OG Kush x Bubba Kush)

Looks: A++) I mean, just look at that photo! Ask yourself; “Self, What is Beauty?” This, my friends, is beauty. One of my favorite qualities here: Little grape sized dense buds!
Smell: A++) All around…BRAVO! Wonderful aroma on all facets of this strain! Smells Sweet, tastes sweet, and lingers sweet!

Taste: AAA+++) Oh yeah, that’s right; a triple A rating on taste. I cannot find one flaw. Sweet and smooth all around and the smell lingers. Just exquisite!

Effects: A++) This little guy is a short creeper with an incubation of about 2-5 min before you START to feel the effects. It comes on very subtle until you realize you are blazed! So smoke intelligently;)

Potency: A++) VERY POTENT!!!!!! Most people do not realize they have smoked so much before the creep sets in. So be smart with this one; it’s worth the 5-10 min wait!

Reviewed by: Alexander Young

Good Strain For: MPTSD, Energy, Focus, Social Anxiety, Depression, Common stress, Anger Issues, Crohn’s, Seizure Prevention…I could go on and on:)

Strain Name: Tootie Fruity

Grade: A-) Top Shelf if you find it

Type: Sativa dominant Hybrid

Looks: A+) These predominantly dense buds are an enigma! It is green, orange, red??? lol And very visible tri-chrome coated nodes.

Smell: A) Very true to it’s name, this smalls like sugar cane and citrus. Very nice.

Taste: A-) Very sweet on inhale, but not so nice on exhale and a bit harsh.

Effects: A) A very happy high. Effects are felt 60-120 seconds after exhale. Lasts about 1 1/2-2 hrs

Potency: A-) Quite potent, but not for people who need pain or cancer treatment. This is a toned down daytime med.

Reviewed by: Alexander Young

Good Strain For: Cleaning, Focus, enhanced visuals meaning colors are a bit vivid. Makes me out going and social.

Strain Name: Super Silver Haze

Grade: A+ Top Shelf

Type: Sativa

Looks: A+) This is one of the very identifiable strains. Can be a bit leafy depending on quality of grow, but always a dark green with dense orange hairs and very visible Tri-Chromes.

Smell: A) A very Sour Dank smell. Very Skunky.

Taste: A+) I was surprised by the taste. I was expected that earthy almost hay taste, but I was greeted by a very sweet inhale and exhale.

Effects: A+) Effects are wide in variety. Definitely a day-time strain. It is a major mind high that will spark your creativity. The most notable effects were euphoria, talkative, Giggly, Creative.

Potency: A+) Very Potent; Effects are felt immediately on exhale. Not too smooth.

Reviewed by: Alexander Young

Good Strain For: Writers, Artists, Creativity

Strain Name: Beauty

Grade: A

Type: hydro

Looks: hard little nugs brite green buds with red hairs plenty of crystals pic does no justice

Smell: like some friuty kush extremly loud!

Taste: like the smell fruity,I taste the dro kinda spicy on the exhale

Effects: I mean I’m a pro so I can’t realy callit for others on the nose I smoked two blunts in a row bout two hours ago I’m on the third blunt and I’m geeked its what I do man its some fire doe

Potency: 8/10

Reviewed by: Rushy

Good Strain For: socializing, relaxing, freestyling and having a good time daily usege recommended

Strain Name: Cat Piss

Grade: A+ 5/5

Type: Sativa Dominant,

Price Paid: 1 gram= $13, 3.5 grams= $45

Looks: Very huge and dense nuggets, almost like thick green rocks. It can be easily spotted in a garden, no matter the circumstances. There is major bright orange trichome activity occurring here; this is the hairiest nugget I have seen to date. Also looks like it has been out to the sun for days making this strain very desiccated. Some crystals scattered around there, give it a minor sparkle.

Smell: The most unusual smell on this planet. It’s odor is detectable if you had it before. Almost as if it was drenched in ammonia. It may smell grotesque at first, but one learns to bask in it. Get used to it, because it manages to stay inside your nostrils for a while. An unpleasant stench, but a pleasant high.

Taste: When it touches your tongue, you get that foul taste of something sour. It resembles cat piss (does not taste like it, but is very distinct), if anyone was wondering. The aftertaste is also funky and indescribable. The strain will attack your lungs like a train (coincidentally, Trainwreck is the only close related strain to this Marijuana). The inhale is spicy, and it tickles the esophagus, and the exhale has a bite to it, but it goes away in time.

Effects: Effects are noticeable on the first hit, attacks the cerebral area with full force. There might be a slight body buzz, depends on the intake. Really odd? This strain has you extremely focused on whatever you are doing. You will get the Job DONE! Handy for on the job stuff. If you are a gamer, this is the strain for you. Almost like you are on auto-aim. You will win every game of darts. Euphoria is at it’s maximum here, you are really sociable while high to this one. The smell might be deplorable, but the adventure is excellent.

Potency: Solid 8-9/10, I’d give it a perfect score if it didn’t have people running away from my house every time I open the casing.

Reviewed by: HighCrow

Good Strain For: Stress, Nausea, Anxiety, Muscle Inducer, Insomnia, Chronic Stomach Pains, Euphoria, Precision, Socializing, Good Times, and Uplifting Sensations.