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Dutch Treat Haze

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Dutch Treat Haze

Strain Name: Dutch Treat Haze

Source: House Strain B.M.C.C. Boulder, CO

Grade: A+

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (Dutch Treat x Super Secret Haze)

Looks: Big, fat, gnarly rock-hard chunks completely powder-coated with gold crystals. Beautiful emerald-green leaves and fat juicy calyxes are so totally overwhelmed with golden-amber trichs that they too appear gold-dusted. Another beautiful Colorado-Grown Haze to choose from, YIPPPEEEE!!!

Smell: Sour, musky, pine-funk mixed with lighter spicey-fuelly tones wafting in from the background definitely hint at it’s potency. Becomes sweeter with an almost aromatic cinnamon aroma after grinding. Very complex and changing smell can appear different every time. The sharp pine-fuel aroma comes out stronger after it’s been sealed in a jar for awhile. Superb!

Taste: Floral,earthy pine with tones of spice and fuel are a little more subtle taste than the aroma but still quite complex and delicious.

Effects: Hits very quickly, like a 10# sledge to the head, with almost overwhelmingly Sativa effects. A very psychoactive blend of ocular pressure changes, super-charged heart pounding teamed with soaring head rushes,and distortion of both aurally and visually had me twisted up like a Salvidor Dali Painting gone wrong! Best to be READY for the first 45 minutes or so before the Indica side comes to the rescue with dimensions of euphoria,floaty comfy-body,and the ol’rubber muscle treatment and kicks the intensity lever down a few notches. Still rather energetic and psychoactive throughout, the experience becomes more comfortable and potentially social in character from here on out. It’s a good thing cause it’s a long haul with this medicine and who want’s to be stuck in a Ren and Stempy cartoon for 3.5-4 hours!! Yes sir…I like it!

Potency: Up to 24% THC…OUCH!

Reviewed by: MoMoFire

Good Strain For: Anorexia, nausea, and digestive complaint or just TRIPPIN the light fantastic

Dutch Treat Haze

Strain Type: Dutch Treat Haze, SativaComments (4)

Marilyn Monroe

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Strain Name: Marilyn Monroe

Genetics: JFK (Juicy Fruit x AK 47) x Mother’s Finest (Haze Heavy strain originating from the Jack Herer gene pool) House Signature Strain available only at B.M.C.C.

Source: Boulder Medical Marijuana Center

Price: $18/gram $60/eight

Grade: A+

Type: Indica- Dominant Hybrid

Looks: Big blocky, super- dense trichome covered chunks of Indica Intensity! The bud pictured weighed 6.5 grams and was pretty much perfectly harvested. Thick rust-brown colored pistils curl all over the bud like creeping vines. A fresh light green color with a few blue and purple leaflets add to the overall package, which demonstrates great bag appeal. 10/10

Smell: Very strong sour fruit smell, leaning towards strawberries, assaults the nose when the jar is opened. It also has a light sulphur-fuel smell as well. This strain just flat out smells very strong and potent, to the point of almost making my eyes water and nose tingles abound. When ground the fruity smells are much more apparent, with strawberries leading the pack! 10/10

Taste: Predominantly a fresh strawberry flavor mixed with a very potent fuelly Indica twang. The taste is just as strong as the smell and I just love these flowers! Because of the genetics involved with this one often it is hard to tell just what flavor is gonna come out stronger each time you smoke it. It’s not always strawberry this last bowl had more of a purple flavor to it and was rather tart! So the flavor is very complex and puzzling but always satisfying. 10/10

Effects: This herb is STRONG, it hits before you finish the second hit. Like the smell and taste the effects are a mixed bag of tricks as well. Even though it is said to be an Indica heavy Hybrid it hits you more like a very strong Haze or the always psychoactive Thai flowers. I feel it wrap around my head immediately and I get rushes from the solarplexis area very intensely. All my limbs do feel delightfully numb and relaxed, but there is no couch lock here because the mind is just soaring. I really don’t know what to do with myself on this medicine maybe running a marathon or writing a novel or just staring out the window at the trees. Everything seems quite spastic with lots of visuals rushing by; I think the high really reminds me of the Blue Dream a lot, especially for the first hour or so. After that, the Indica body effects really kick in with a lot more of a euphoric relaxation becoming the main focus. However my head stays clear throughout the experience and there is no really heavy after effects,,,that is if I’m still awake. With such a dignified lineage you would have to expect pretty bomb effects and she does not let you down in that area! Great job on the Marilyn M., she’s definitely a bombshell! 10/10

Potency: Very Strong lasting up to four hours according to dosage. 3-4 hrs 10/10

Reviewed by: MoMoFire

Good Strain For: Pain and muscle relaxation, nausea, headaches. Very medicinal all the way around. 10/10 spectacular effects and this medicine

Strain Type: Indica, Marilyn MonroeComments (3)

Querkle

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Strain Name: Querkle

Genetics: TGA Subcool Purple Urkel x Space Queen (Romulan x Cindy 99)

Source: Boulder M.M.C.

Price: $20/gram

Grade: A++

Type: Indica Dominant Hybrid 80% Indica x 20% Sativa

Looks: These smaller buds were like the bottom of the jar, but dude, I was glad to just get a 1/8 of this at all. WOW what beautiful flowers, they kinda glow! A beautiful mix of neon greens, deep purples, violet-red mixes, and bright- orange pistils. All this completely covered with a full frosting of gigantic trichs! This grow was pretty much perfectly executed and timed. Harvested just at the right time, so that the Sativa qualities are not completely overwhelmed by the heavy Indica genetics. Also perfectly handled and well cured. The inside of the jar is just covered with Kief and I’m drifting off on another purple cloud…10/10

Smell: Very pleasant! Comes on like musky sour-grape candy, but is quickly overwhelmed by a fresh organic earth aroma. Smells like walking through a Zen flower garden, just after a cool spring shower. I am so impressed with Subcool’s genetics, when grown under just the right conditions, with lotsa love and devotion, his gear is just genius! A lot of his Genetics are being grown in Colorado and with fabulous results. I think this is because growers in the mountains around Boulder and Ned have been producing fantastic organic, dirt grown medicine in this same fashion for many years! Combine this experience with exotic, well produced genetics and everyone is smilin’!!! 10/10

Taste: Very complex sweet musky grape taste on the inhale, with the deep, earthy Sativa flavors showing up on the exhale. What’s really cool with this medicine is it leaves a sweet grape candy taste in your mouth for quite a while after a biggy- fat bong rip! Nice bonus, all around yummy medicine. I’ll have some more please. 10/10

Effects: Freakin’ perfect hybrid here mang. Very strong soothing purple Indica vibes abound throughout the experience, but I think the C99 must have been a truly powerful alien cause I stay completely alert and focused throughout. Like a super-charged version of the Purple E but longer lasting and way more cerebral. Complete muscle relaxation with these electric waves that course throughout the body, but in a very delicate and euphoric way. This strain instantly puts you in a frame of mind for some for some fun form of heavy creativity! Great for composing symphonies or painting masterpieces. Computer geekin’ or whatever turns you on! This euphoric, space state seems to be pretty much constant for a good two to three hours and gently brings you back to earth with no lingering side effects what so ever. Awesome,,,Purple Power House! 10/10

Potency: Very strong and long lasting 2-3 hrs. The experience is so fun and mellow that I think most tolerances will enjoy this strain. 10/10

Reviewed by: MoMoFire

Good Strain For: Creativity, enjoying life, muscle relaxer, mild to moderate pain, very good for anxiety or OCD, depression. Great medicinal possibilities.

Strain Type: Indica, QuerkleComments (8)

Blue Dream

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Strain Name: Blue Dream

Genetics: D.J. Short’s Blueberry x Santa Cruz Haze

Source: Boulder M.M.C.

Price: $20 / gram

Grade: A++

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Looks: Needless to say at least in the looks department this Blue Dream Pheno retained much of the colorful beauty of D.J. Short’s original Blueberry. Blue colors range from sky blue to indigo blue to dark midnight blue, just extraordinary. The greens mixed in are also very vivid and bright orange-rust pistols abound. Another amazing aspect to this medicine is the amount and size of the trichomes, dude, you can’t even move this bud without leaving a pile of blue tinged Kief. This is one of those batches where you wonder if there would be room for even one more trichome, freaking ridiculous forests of purple- blue, and giant wizard globe crystals of medicine totally encrust the flowers head to toe!! That’s just sick kids, sick I say! Even the stems are a beautiful light blue,,,go ahead, you can gnaw on these stems; this is pure organic goodness.10/10

Smell: Very complex and potent. Definitely smell the sweet-tart intensity of the Blueberry mixed with earthy, musky- skunk depth as well. A good size Jar of this medicine, when opened, will not only stink up the general vicinity but most surrounding vicinities as well!!! WOW I applaude the maker of these flowers, freakin’ beauty product mang,,,totally legite. The bottom end aroma of this smoke, which shows up in a lot of the Blue Dream I’ve scored in these parts, is one of an incensey type of sandalwood that softly mixes in with the overall musk of this connoisseur offering. 10/10

Taste: Wow these Hazes and Haze mixes these days!!! The Cantaloupe Haze taste jus’ like cantaloupes, the Tangerine Haze taste jus’ like Tangerines, the Snozberry Haze tastes just like Snoz berries etc,etc,etc! This hybrid taste jus’ downright BLUE to me and very sweet like the best candy Willy Wonka ever made. I start drooling jus’ thinking about it, I gotta have another bowl,,NOW!!! Ahhhhh,,,jus’ like Grammy’s blueberry pie,,,yummy. I’m thinking Blue Dream Jelly might be an awesome addition to my sourdough toast.

Effects: OK this medicine is extreme. I smoked a big bowl of Blue Dream with some old friends at a party, and everything was cool for about five minutes then the head sweats hit along with tsunami size body and head rushes that were so overpowering that I started talking complete gibberish like a deranged raccoon. Just couldn’t seem to put my thoughts together with my speech anymore. My vision was strangely tunnel-like and I was beginning to float up off the ground (in my mind anyway). At this point I politely excused myself and retired to the firepit area to chill out abit. I have been smoking herb for well over thirty years, and have a lot of experience with different effects as well as a good tolerance, but this was just intense. After about thirty minutes of this savage head buffeting, it seemed to mellow right into a very euphoric uppy, and quite social phase at which time I slipped back into the crowd and profusely enjoyed myself for the remainder of the hoe down! Blue Dream relaxes all the muscles and any pains just fade away along with the odd floating sensations that are quite pronounced. It’s kinda like doin a spacewalk in zero grativity,,,you know “Ground control to Major Tom” type stuff. I think it just hits so hard and fast that it catches a lot of folks unawares. I became overwhelmed by billions of brilliant thoughts and ideas coursing through me all at once. Very creative and lots of fun overall. Maybe not the best medicine to start off the newbies with though. 10/10

Potency: Full- blown FIRE, need I say more? 10/10

Reviewed by: MoMoFire

Good Strain For: Great Indica effects for pain relief, muscle relaxation, anxiety. Great Sativa effects for depression, energy boosting, creativity. Great hybrid effects for euphoria, spaciness, and Oompa- Loompa Syndrome in general! I must say for the overall package this is some of the best medicine this freak has ever consumed. Oompa, Loompa, doompity do, we’ve got some special Blue Dream for you!

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