Strain Name: G13 Pineapple Express
Grade: B
Type: Indica/sativa mix. Looks like Indica, smokes like a sativa.
Looks: Various colors depending on pheno. Nice size and weight.
Smell: Sweet but not strong.
Taste: Sweet and spicey. Pleasant, no harshness.
Effects: Heady, behind the eyes buzz. Light, racy and sativa like buzz.
Potency: 7.5/10. Better as a morning/daytime smoke.
Reviewed by: SSHZ
Good Strain For: Depression, motivation, and day brightener!
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Im on it right now… Pretty tasty, not the strongest stuff but it’s better than some of the other stuff I’ve had… The high is mellow and heady, not a lazy high and it just took me to paradise… Really good bud!!! XD
pe is awesome
please advice how to get it
oh my god. this is the best strain ive ever smoked. it smells like christmas
how long does this last it doesn’t say???
I didn’t feel ak47 was that good .. Really nice wet and potient flavor for me but I didn’t get high and I took like I don’t know 10 hits.. It was real weed cause it had that smell and taste and was crystal
Frosty like frosty the snowman but didn’t get high only small buzz today
Ive been grownig G13 pineapple express for three years now. I only grow for personal use. This plant is the best I’ve found in 12 years of growing.
if its stretching/tall, its due to weak lighting. Increase your light output.
great stuff for depression!
Some people harvest it at 8 weeks or slightly more but I think 9 – 9.5 weeks is best to bring out the “goodness” of the plant.
krisBnUggeT's Reply:
November 1st, 2012 at 12:13 am
alright .. that seems about right since my g13 pheno is mostly sativa .. i know at just 6 wks .. the trich production is nasty as can be .. i could prolly shake a bud at 9.5 wks and make it snow u dig ?? __+__ the crystal frost coating the cfl gives is right up my alley .. im adding a small hps ( already have a temp issue .. thats why i went wit cfls) but i figure a 250watt hps will be a bomb biggity addition . ___++ rep ?? holla back and ppl please stop asking to send bud aint gonna happen bacon !@! kick it
this stuff is the shit man the first time i tried it i started tripping out like hell anyone got any to send to me???????? PLZ
talentz artz Reply:
December 26th, 2012 at 12:59 am
Or obviously a cop man legit or obvious .. U don’t trip if u wanna trip u can go on some magical mushrooms or acid .. Weed is just like our legs cut off and ur eyes tingling depending on the strain .. U feel
Like u can walk across the earth or should I say float across the earth easily no problem .. Sometimes u can’t stop moving or u can’t move ahah .. You want a good experience Mr police man is suggest u try blue dream for mother nature same with tangerine dream
This was my first time working with Pineapple express and it was very easy to grow seemed quite resistant mildew, mites and slugs. This was my second harvest and this spring I had many chalenges and this one came out on top wand was strongest from seedling to harvest. I obtained a fair amout of flower from this strain. I will be growing this one again. On a consumption end, it takes less than five minutes to feel the early results and about ten minutes to feel full affect. It is a nice delightful feeling, motivating, light and uplifting.
medmama
cd123atd4e Reply:
October 16th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
bro u hit it on the head .. ok .. look ur growing the g13 copy right ?? when did u harvest ?? THIS IS MY FIRST GROW INDOORS and first time growing this strain .. (and wont be my last its knocking la confidential out the water) when does it finish in days ?? im on day 25 .. please respond and lemme know .. someone who really knows not no bullshit .. put it this way .. it has crystals all over it .. already .. lemme know someone with knowledge on g13 pineapple express nothing else thank u in advance the make shift mother fucker .. cd123atd4e
cd123atd4e Reply:
October 16th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
bro u hit it on the head .. ok .. look ur growing the g13 copy right ?? when did u harvest ?? THIS IS MY FIRST GROW INDOORS and first time growing this strain .. (and wont be my last its knocking la confidential out the water) when does it finish in days ?? im on day 25 .. please respond and lemme know .. someone who really knows not no bullshit .. put it this way .. it has crystals all over it .. already .. lemme know someone with knowledge on g13 pineapple express nothing else thank u in advance the make shift mother fucker .. cd123atd4e ..
krisBnUggeT's Reply:
November 1st, 2012 at 12:17 am
and unless u copied that .. i know u didnt but that description is stunningly accurate .. i finally had tried sum my dude chopped ..(his obvi before mine) but yeah awesome fresh earthy but sweet like fruit flavor very expansive .. and i loved the cough .. my g13 pa express will perm be in my garden also .. and im digging the la confidential (dna genetics pheno) right now too (22 days flowering just starting to see flowers .. ) i love my hobby ..,
weeds good
I’ve had Pineapple Chunk…very great strain. You’ll love it.
Has anyone heard/had Pineapple Chunk? It is supposed to have THC in the low 20% rangeplus good CBD’s CBN’s.
Damn u in maryland hopefully this pineapple express comes thru d.c….I’m smoking on purple kush now its awesome got alot so this will be my strain for about 3weeks :)
I preferred the Kush Brothers’ Pineapple Express (Aug 05) over the G13 copy.
It’s seems this post of the P.E. has drawn a lot of “questionable” responses, probably from law enforcement officers. Since it’s my review, I would like to remind everyone NOT to contact people looking for pot on here. You are asking for trouble if you do!!!!!!!!!!!! Jail sucks, and that’s where you’ll end up.
Where can I get that shit In TX
Cop lol
talentz artz Reply:
December 26th, 2012 at 12:46 am
Ahah and he’s the only one that dislikes it lmfao
Does anyone have a good connect or med marijuana I live in newyork and can’t even find a good dealer whoe won’t skimp me and the bud wot e nearly as good
Bobby Hilo Reply:
July 11th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
wanna know a solution? Move to Cali where the good bud is
prerequisite Reply:
November 26th, 2012 at 8:58 am
Washington state :)
Where You At In Maryland? I Need That I Hope You In Waldorf
Man, reading these reviews got me hype. I got 3 grams and I’m ready to take off! I will enjoy this tonight!
growing it 6 years now its my after dinner mint 9 on a 10 scale
Question for Pineapple Express growers…very tall and lanky plants with few leaves (bought teen)…how do I get it to tighten up for flowering? Special nutes? Pruning?
hotlabbe Reply:
May 23rd, 2012 at 9:44 am
Grown this one quite often. Mine were very short and stocky. Though I let them get 18″ to 24″ tall they barely hit three foot when fully flowered. I grow indoors so maybe that is the reason. Are yours outdoors? Prining was done only during the week before lights switched. The pruning consisted of cutting the lowest 4-6 branches then trimming all the nodes up the remainder branches till there were maybe 2 nodes left below the branch tops. Make sense? This causes the girl to forget about putting energy into lower nodes causing the tops to just stack node after node. This makes for some dense cola formations. Enjoy! I know I did and still do!
ya this is more sativa for sure..grows nice and tall also reminds me of orange bud
cd123atd4e Reply:
October 16th, 2012 at 11:25 pm
u lie ur ass off .. deff is more sativa dom .. ur rite about that .. ( i know i grow it )) AND TO THE COP GUY IF U WANT TO BUY SUM GO TO G13 OR ATTITUDE THEY WILL SELL U SEEDS (LIKE THE REST OF US THAT WANTED SUM)(GROWERS KEEP THIS FOR THEMSELVES) (I KNOW CAUSE I DO) but yea it deff has nothing to do with the N or ne thing .. it plain and simple does not grow tall and lanky actually completely opposite so learn ur shit and to all the shit talking liars .. aka fakers .. take ur ass back to the picture of blue berry yum yum ( the one with the blue light) i thought that was cute .. but yeah fakers are wanted and needed on that page .. go post things like .. yeah my favorite strain again .. or i love this great pick up .. ur all lonely stoners who are probably out of pot .. and ur drooling over internet weed porn ..aka other niggas stash’s holla at a real mother fucker .. aka make shift mother fucker .. aka kris B Nuggets .. aka alex v aka cd123atd4e bring all arguments to you tube .. im all over there .. search weed or sumtin ..
1234 Reply:
October 18th, 2012 at 10:28 pm
did you graduate from Harvard?
krisBnUggeT's Reply:
October 25th, 2012 at 12:08 am
don’t hate mr. type perfect sentences online while arguing with people . haha actually it’s cool u can judge me by my online run on sentence’s but there is more useful knowledge in my left nut then half these other mother fuckers it pisses me off reading ppl online lying and i know it .. i grow pa express and just harvested mine and the other 2 dudes i know that grow it grow short and bushy i couldnt even get mine to stretch by raising the light on it .. no pa i ever seen was tall and lanky .. the grower had to be horrible .. all other haters go ahead and praise me(what it is when u talk poop) nikka .. harvard urself bitch
the plant can show characteristics of both, mainly will depend on how much nitrogen the plant is getting. High amounts will cause “sat dom” hence a low amount will cause more “inda” characteristics.
noname Reply:
July 30th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
this might be one of the most ignorant sytatements ever made about this beautiful plant?? N (Nitrogen) has NO bearing on wether the plant is sativa dom or Indica dom and the amount cant change the DNA structure of the plant!! It is what it is and Nitrogen is not gonna change that, sorry!! I’m not being harsh either its just that there’s quite a bit of misinformed info spread acro0ss this here net and when
i would say it smells extremely earthy with a hint of fruit(pineapple), the high is very diffrent from most strains; two destinctive parts of the high- 1, comes on slow with a a strong buzz qnd clear head. 2, the buzz soon turns in to a sleepy and strong high. Personally one of my all time favorite strains.
Rob Reply:
March 21st, 2013 at 4:46 pm
Your description is spot on!
I’ve smoked this weed. Absolutely amazing! Definitely put a perma-grin on my face, and turned me giggly as hell. Haven’t experienced weed like that in awhile! :-)
100% agree with this review, been growing this girl for 2 years now, over 10 harvests I’m in love!
i would smoke the hell out of this bud
StonesMcgee Reply:
May 10th, 2012 at 5:37 pm
I have smoked the hell out of this bud :P It’s amazing
hotlabbe Reply:
May 23rd, 2012 at 9:39 am
I’ve grown the hell out of this bud. It is amazing!
Edward Reply:
November 30th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Hey Blake,nosey cops like you get killed in Chicago…I hope you arefrom Chicago so the bangers smoke your faggotass & then we can watch you pigs have your funeral parade as we watch and laugh! HAHAHAHA THOSE ALMIGHTY SAINTS OF 45TH AKA COP KILLERS HAVE YOU COPS SCARED AS FUCK ON 45-51 ST!