Strain Name: G13 Pineapple Express
Grade: B
Type: Indica/sativa mix. Looks like Indica, smokes like a sativa.
Looks: Various colors depending on pheno. Nice size and weight.
Smell: Sweet but not strong.
Taste: Sweet and spicey. Pleasant, no harshness.
Effects: Heady, behind the eyes buzz. Light, racy and sativa like buzz.
Potency: 7.5/10. Better as a morning/daytime smoke.
Reviewed by: SSHZ
Good Strain For: Depression, motivation, and day brightener!
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i would smoke the hell out of this bud
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StonesMcgee Reply:
May 10th, 2012 at 5:37 pm
I have smoked the hell out of this bud :P It’s amazing
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hotlabbe Reply:
May 23rd, 2012 at 9:39 am
I’ve grown the hell out of this bud. It is amazing!
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100% agree with this review, been growing this girl for 2 years now, over 10 harvests I’m in love!
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I’VE SEEN HER GROWING SHE SMELLS GOOD,NOT AS STRONG AS THE POWER SKUNK THAT WAS NEXT TO HER BUT HER APPEAL WAS UNMATCHED BIG COLAS,CRAZY SMELL WHEN CURED SMOOTH SMOKE
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I’ve smoked this weed. Absolutely amazing! Definitely put a perma-grin on my face, and turned me giggly as hell. Haven’t experienced weed like that in awhile! :-)
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Bobby Hilo Reply:
July 11th, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Cop lol
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talentz artz Reply:
December 26th, 2012 at 12:46 am
Ahah and he’s the only one that dislikes it lmfao
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noname Reply:
July 30th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
this might be one of the most ignorant sytatements ever made about this beautiful plant?? N (Nitrogen) has NO bearing on wether the plant is sativa dom or Indica dom and the amount cant change the DNA structure of the plant!! It is what it is and Nitrogen is not gonna change that, sorry!! I’m not being harsh either its just that there’s quite a bit of misinformed info spread acro0ss this here net and when
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growbread Reply:
September 28th, 2012 at 3:00 am
dur dur dur
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i would say it smells extremely earthy with a hint of fruit(pineapple), the high is very diffrent from most strains; two destinctive parts of the high- 1, comes on slow with a a strong buzz qnd clear head. 2, the buzz soon turns in to a sleepy and strong high. Personally one of my all time favorite strains.
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Rob Reply:
March 21st, 2013 at 4:46 pm
Your description is spot on!
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ya this is more sativa for sure..grows nice and tall also reminds me of orange bud
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October 16th, 2012 at 11:25 pm
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1234 Reply:
October 18th, 2012 at 10:28 pm
did you graduate from Harvard?
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krisBnUggeT's Reply:
October 25th, 2012 at 12:08 am
don’t hate mr. type perfect sentences online while arguing with people . haha actually it’s cool u can judge me by my online run on sentence’s but there is more useful knowledge in my left nut then half these other mother fuckers it pisses me off reading ppl online lying and i know it .. i grow pa express and just harvested mine and the other 2 dudes i know that grow it grow short and bushy i couldnt even get mine to stretch by raising the light on it .. no pa i ever seen was tall and lanky .. the grower had to be horrible .. all other haters go ahead and praise me(what it is when u talk poop) nikka .. harvard urself bitch
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Question for Pineapple Express growers…very tall and lanky plants with few leaves (bought teen)…how do I get it to tighten up for flowering? Special nutes? Pruning?
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hotlabbe Reply:
May 23rd, 2012 at 9:44 am
Grown this one quite often. Mine were very short and stocky. Though I let them get 18″ to 24″ tall they barely hit three foot when fully flowered. I grow indoors so maybe that is the reason. Are yours outdoors? Prining was done only during the week before lights switched. The pruning consisted of cutting the lowest 4-6 branches then trimming all the nodes up the remainder branches till there were maybe 2 nodes left below the branch tops. Make sense? This causes the girl to forget about putting energy into lower nodes causing the tops to just stack node after node. This makes for some dense cola formations. Enjoy! I know I did and still do!
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growbread Reply:
September 28th, 2012 at 3:02 am
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growing it 6 years now its my after dinner mint 9 on a 10 scale
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Man, reading these reviews got me hype. I got 3 grams and I’m ready to take off! I will enjoy this tonight!
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Where You At In Maryland? I Need That I Hope You In Waldorf
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Bobby Hilo Reply:
July 11th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
wanna know a solution? Move to Cali where the good bud is
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November 26th, 2012 at 8:58 am
Washington state :)
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Where can I get that shit In TX
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i can soon provide pineapple express and tangerine dream to valid 215 patients in the bay area. Its worth the wait. I just them and I need to beef my mothers up, but in mid september if ya still wanna try that bad ass pineapple email me @ andyboom500@hotmail.com
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It’s seems this post of the P.E. has drawn a lot of “questionable” responses, probably from law enforcement officers. Since it’s my review, I would like to remind everyone NOT to contact people looking for pot on here. You are asking for trouble if you do!!!!!!!!!!!! Jail sucks, and that’s where you’ll end up.
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I preferred the Kush Brothers’ Pineapple Express (Aug 05) over the G13 copy.
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Damn u in maryland hopefully this pineapple express comes thru d.c….I’m smoking on purple kush now its awesome got alot so this will be my strain for about 3weeks :)
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Has anyone heard/had Pineapple Chunk? It is supposed to have THC in the low 20% rangeplus good CBD’s CBN’s.
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I’ve had Pineapple Chunk…very great strain. You’ll love it.
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weeds good
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This was my first time working with Pineapple express and it was very easy to grow seemed quite resistant mildew, mites and slugs. This was my second harvest and this spring I had many chalenges and this one came out on top wand was strongest from seedling to harvest. I obtained a fair amout of flower from this strain. I will be growing this one again. On a consumption end, it takes less than five minutes to feel the early results and about ten minutes to feel full affect. It is a nice delightful feeling, motivating, light and uplifting.
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cd123atd4e Reply:
October 16th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
bro u hit it on the head .. ok .. look ur growing the g13 copy right ?? when did u harvest ?? THIS IS MY FIRST GROW INDOORS and first time growing this strain .. (and wont be my last its knocking la confidential out the water) when does it finish in days ?? im on day 25 .. please respond and lemme know .. someone who really knows not no bullshit .. put it this way .. it has crystals all over it .. already .. lemme know someone with knowledge on g13 pineapple express nothing else thank u in advance the make shift mother fucker .. cd123atd4e
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cd123atd4e Reply:
October 16th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
bro u hit it on the head .. ok .. look ur growing the g13 copy right ?? when did u harvest ?? THIS IS MY FIRST GROW INDOORS and first time growing this strain .. (and wont be my last its knocking la confidential out the water) when does it finish in days ?? im on day 25 .. please respond and lemme know .. someone who really knows not no bullshit .. put it this way .. it has crystals all over it .. already .. lemme know someone with knowledge on g13 pineapple express nothing else thank u in advance the make shift mother fucker .. cd123atd4e ..
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krisBnUggeT's Reply:
November 1st, 2012 at 12:17 am
and unless u copied that .. i know u didnt but that description is stunningly accurate .. i finally had tried sum my dude chopped ..(his obvi before mine) but yeah awesome fresh earthy but sweet like fruit flavor very expansive .. and i loved the cough .. my g13 pa express will perm be in my garden also .. and im digging the la confidential (dna genetics pheno) right now too (22 days flowering just starting to see flowers .. ) i love my hobby ..,
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talentz artz Reply:
December 26th, 2012 at 12:59 am
Or obviously a cop man legit or obvious .. U don’t trip if u wanna trip u can go on some magical mushrooms or acid .. Weed is just like our legs cut off and ur eyes tingling depending on the strain .. U feel
Like u can walk across the earth or should I say float across the earth easily no problem .. Sometimes u can’t stop moving or u can’t move ahah .. You want a good experience Mr police man is suggest u try blue dream for mother nature same with tangerine dream
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Some people harvest it at 8 weeks or slightly more but I think 9 – 9.5 weeks is best to bring out the “goodness” of the plant.
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krisBnUggeT's Reply:
November 1st, 2012 at 12:13 am
alright .. that seems about right since my g13 pheno is mostly sativa .. i know at just 6 wks .. the trich production is nasty as can be .. i could prolly shake a bud at 9.5 wks and make it snow u dig ?? __+__ the crystal frost coating the cfl gives is right up my alley .. im adding a small hps ( already have a temp issue .. thats why i went wit cfls) but i figure a 250watt hps will be a bomb biggity addition . ___++ rep ?? holla back and ppl please stop asking to send bud aint gonna happen bacon !@! kick it
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Ive been grownig G13 pineapple express for three years now. I only grow for personal use. This plant is the best I’ve found in 12 years of growing.
if its stretching/tall, its due to weak lighting. Increase your light output.
great stuff for depression!
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I didn’t feel ak47 was that good .. Really nice wet and potient flavor for me but I didn’t get high and I took like I don’t know 10 hits.. It was real weed cause it had that smell and taste and was crystal
Frosty like frosty the snowman but didn’t get high only small buzz today
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I recommend these tho
Ak47
Blue dream
Tangerine dream
Rainbow dream
Rainbow kush
Sasquatch kush
Blue haze
Any haze
Straw bomb kush
Straw bomb haze
Pineapple express ….
And kush
Orange krush
Purple haze
White widow
Any white
Any blue
Any purple
Any red
Any green
Any color
Green crack
Granddaddy purple
Riva diva
White rhino
Madusa
Strawberry cough
Any strawberry or blueberry
Lemon haze
Zingy haze
Purple potiene
Dummy zimmy
Kinky zinky
Black magic
Black kloud
Blue kloud (my own strain premium)
Granddaddy blue ..
And many many more
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how long does this last it doesn’t say???
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oh my god. this is the best strain ive ever smoked. it smells like christmas
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please advice how to get it
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pe is awesome
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Im on it right now… Pretty tasty, not the strongest stuff but it’s better than some of the other stuff I’ve had… The high is mellow and heady, not a lazy high and it just took me to paradise… Really good bud!!! XD
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